Jokes

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Laloo: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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Laloo apni khoobsurat bivi Rabri k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Laloo gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!